No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between
"complete" and "finished." However, in a linguistic
conference, held in London England, and attended by some of the best
linguistics in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between "complete" and "finished." Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was:
When you marry the right woman, you are "complete." If you marry the wrong woman, you are "finished." And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "completely finished."
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
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*"I prefer freedom with danger to safety with slavery!"*
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between "complete" and "finished." Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was:
When you marry the right woman, you are "complete." If you marry the wrong woman, you are "finished." And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "completely finished."
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
___________________________________________________________
*"I prefer freedom with danger to safety with slavery!"*
2 comments:
For a Christian's perspective there could be aliens that some others may claim to see, but why would it be Absolutely NOT True if there are Billions of other planets and Humans are only on Earth where Satan was placed in Charge of?
For Christ will be given the 'Bride of Christ,' but that will be God Almighty's Chosen People to join Christ as the Right time, yet to be determined, and that will be 'Complete'!
Yet for those that think that they will have a party for Eternity in heaven and it will be the Status Quo, at their top of endeavors, and the rest of us will either continue to be Slaves or won't exist, that is considered 'Finished' by them!
When was the last time you saw those millionaires and billionaires leave with all their personal wealth that they claim they will take with them, yet maybe it is all the trillions that have disappeared that they took with them that they tried to Bribe God Almighty to get thru those Pearly Gates!
Maybe it will be ONLY after the Battle of Armageddon that the People will know that We The Chosen People are in Power and you that are NOT are 'Completely Finished'!
You know, I believe in God, however, there are believers and there are fanatics. It is funny to see fanatics not been able to enjoy anything without giving it the ultimately catastrophic twist, some times you just have to lighten up a bit and enjoy the small things without making it a matter of doom and salvation. I admire the simplicity and immense truth of the definition on this post. Good times!!!
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