Thoughts, Rumors and Humor on a Quiet Sunday Night
02/02/2014
TNT:
[leoff] "Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." -- Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832) English Author and Clergyman
Holitnaron: The common down fall of the great nations and empires is overtaxation and overspending. That was the main problem the ROMAN empire and the BRITISH empire fell. Stop and think... Why did people come to america ???? From Europe . Now we have ended up doing what they did BUT we EXPECT a Different outcome!! Now who does that make sense TOO.?
[kogarris] Expect a miracle today!!! Hugs and all my love
[rocknman] I think it's fair to say , ain't nobody going to the bank on Super Bowl Sunday !!
[kogarris] rocknman agreed but the signs should be evident today... with hopefully exchanging tomorrow or early tuesday morning.. either way expect a miracle.. HAVE FAITH......Read More Link on Right
[leoff] "Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." -- Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832) English Author and Clergyman
Holitnaron: The common down fall of the great nations and empires is overtaxation and overspending. That was the main problem the ROMAN empire and the BRITISH empire fell. Stop and think... Why did people come to america ???? From Europe . Now we have ended up doing what they did BUT we EXPECT a Different outcome!! Now who does that make sense TOO.?
[kogarris] Expect a miracle today!!! Hugs and all my love
[rocknman] I think it's fair to say , ain't nobody going to the bank on Super Bowl Sunday !!
[kogarris] rocknman agreed but the signs should be evident today... with hopefully exchanging tomorrow or early tuesday morning.. either way expect a miracle.. HAVE FAITH......Read More Link on Right
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Already Blessed : I AM GETTING EXCITED AGAIN...HEARING GREAT STUFF....LOVE THAT WE ARE HERE TOGETHER
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KTFA:
Dustib: Ok,,,here is IMO for the day:
What if, just what if: The BIS, IMF, AOP, UN, PTB,,,WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE
Told Iraq,
Ok, look like you are working on the budget so the citizens of Iraq stay fairly calm, until we (whoever "we" are) get everything in line globally. Keep stalling until we (again, whoever "we" are) get all our ducks in a row. Then..."Voila"
Again IMO: This is not all about Iraq, but it is really all about Iraq.
Oh my, does anyone understand that like I do? If so, I'm sorry for you! Lol
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Football Humor Emailed to Recaps:
My mother hates sports so after being forced to go to a football game with her grandchildren this was her conclusion. Football consists of 22 men on the field desperately in need of a rest, and 40,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.
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... A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field.
He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, "No."
Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"
The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."
"Oh, how sad," the man said. "I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"
"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."
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After spending all day watching football, Jimmy fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up. "Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to 7" He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"
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One man to another, "My wife thinks I put football before marriage, even though we just celebrated our third season together."
***************
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
***************
Football Math Test
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
http://www.dinarrecaps.com/1/post/2014/02/thoughts-rumors-and-humor-on-a-quiet-sunday-night.html
Already Blessed : I AM GETTING EXCITED AGAIN...HEARING GREAT STUFF....LOVE THAT WE ARE HERE TOGETHER
************************
KTFA:
Dustib: Ok,,,here is IMO for the day:
What if, just what if: The BIS, IMF, AOP, UN, PTB,,,WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE
Told Iraq,
Ok, look like you are working on the budget so the citizens of Iraq stay fairly calm, until we (whoever "we" are) get everything in line globally. Keep stalling until we (again, whoever "we" are) get all our ducks in a row. Then..."Voila"
Again IMO: This is not all about Iraq, but it is really all about Iraq.
Oh my, does anyone understand that like I do? If so, I'm sorry for you! Lol
**************************
Football Humor Emailed to Recaps:
My mother hates sports so after being forced to go to a football game with her grandchildren this was her conclusion. Football consists of 22 men on the field desperately in need of a rest, and 40,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.
**************
... A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field.
He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, "No."
Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"
The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."
"Oh, how sad," the man said. "I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"
"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."
***************
After spending all day watching football, Jimmy fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up. "Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to 7" He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"
**************
One man to another, "My wife thinks I put football before marriage, even though we just celebrated our third season together."
***************
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
***************
Football Math Test
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
http://www.dinarrecaps.com/1/post/2014/02/thoughts-rumors-and-humor-on-a-quiet-sunday-night.html
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