Saturday, November 22, 2014

New Jewish Holiday:

New Jewish Holiday:


Barack Hussein Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Which one?'” Obama asks nervously.

“It doesn't matter.” replied the psychic. 

"Whenever you die, it’ll be a new Jewish holiday.”


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