Fw: A Man Goes to a Public Golf Course

Subject: A Man Goes to a Public Golf Course

> > A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the
> > counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a
> > caddie."
> >
> > The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem,
> > but all of our caddies are out on the course. But - we just received 8
> > brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you
> > out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your
> > round of golf is on me today.
> >
> > The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first
> > tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will
> > do the job."
> >
> > The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood.
> > A driver is far too much club for this hole."
> >
> > Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with
> > the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the
> > hole on the green.
> >
> > The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
> > assistance. And this was the way the rest of the game went - The
> > robot's suggestions were always correct and the man's entire game was
> > the best game he had ever played.
> >
> > A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon
> > entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said,
> >
> > "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
> >
> > The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well
> > the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots.
> > We had too many complaints."
> >
> > "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained about those robots?
> > They were incredible!"
> >
> > The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was
> > that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off
> > them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."
> >
> > The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
> >
> > The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of them didn't
> > show up for work, two of them applied for welfare, one of them robbed
> > the pro shop and the other one thinks he's the President.