My Name, My Name, My Name

By Anna Von Reitz

For all the mentally challenged people who just can't wrap their minds around the fact that my actual given Christian Name is: Anna Maria Wilhelmina Hanna Sophia Riezinger-von Reitzenstein von Lettow-Vorbeck, who can't say it, and who can't imagine the difficulties of living in the modern world with such a moniker or why I have multiple shorter versions of my name---without any intention or desire to deceive anyone about anything: give up right now.

You will never have the mental capacity to understand what I am telling the rest of the people.

Just go home and hope for the best.