Twas The Night Before Revalue

Twas The Night Before Revalue

Twas the night before revalue, when all through the house
Not a creature was sleeping, not even my spouse.
The Dinars were laid on the table with care,
In hopes that the news soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of new cars danced in their heads.
And mamma in her snuggie, and I in my drawers,
Had just settled our brains for a long currency war.

When on the computer there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
I typed with a clash, opening to the homepage to see the News Flash.

The glow of the screen on my laid out Dinar
Gave the vision of dreams I had held at afar.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a flashing notice the RV was here .

The government was seated, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles they fell all in line,
The IMF had told them "Now is the time".

"Now Abadi! now, Allawi! now, Mahdi and Saad!
On, Mullahs! On, Kurds! on, Ashour and Awaad!
To the top of the basket! to the top of the chart!
Now Revaluate! Revaluate! The RV must start!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the top of the forex charts they flew,
With accounts full of dollars, and new millionaires too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the tile
The prancing and dancing of my wife gone wild.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
I heard my phone ring, a startling sound.

It was my neighbor, who lives down the street,
He is a banker for Chase, and asked could we meet.
A bundle of ideals he had in his mind, of places my riches to put
he could find,
He sounded excited, but I had my plan set in my mind.

His voice how it lifted! He sounded so merry!
His words were like candy, his attitude so cherry!
He promised an exchange rate, without a great spread,
I feared if I trusted my dreams would be dead.

The receiver of the phone, he held tight in his hand,
And I could tell his heart, was beating like a band.
I could imagine his broad face and a big round belly,
That shook when he spoke, like a bowlful of jelly!

He is chubby and plump, like a fat old elf,
And I laughed when I thought about him, in spite of myself!
He asked me to call soon, as he was going to bed,
I thought to myself I have nothing to dread.

I put down the phone, and went straight to work,
I counted my money, then turned with a jerk.
I felt a soft finger aside of my nose,
And there stood my wife in an amorous pose!

I sprang to my feet, and let out a whistle,
And away we flew to our room like the down of a thistle.
The children surely heard me exclaim, as we dove out of sight,
"Happy RV to all, and to all a good-night!"


Sunday, September 1, 2013

The Mario Gandolfo --- the IDIOT behind the UN meeting hoax story

The story behind the UN piece. Mario ---- you should have your face book membership removed and charges filed. What a waste of your energy & spirit!
Mario Gandolfoposted toRT
August 30 at 12:30pm · 


  1. John, YOU claimed you got this originally from one of your highest intel sources! So your intel source3 is also a HOAX and should never be trusted.

    1. The cleaning lady has been put on ice! The source was a Geoge town regular close to the WH. He was fooled too!

    2. Perhaps John that is the most intriguing aspect of this adventure we have just experienced together. Could it be that the WH is a Troll itself? No... not really? Surely Not! Mario did not write the last sentence in capital letters ~ THEY did!

      On awakening this morning, even though I knew that it was not accurate as in 'news', I was still in the state of FEELING what it will be like one day when we DECREE PEACE on this planet, and I for one see it as a test run, so let's just FIRE the Big Boys ~ and put them out to pasture (or maybe a faraday cage) shall we!

      As Tiny Tim said so eloquently ~ "God Bless Us Every One" ~ D

  2. This is why I am glad I stopped posting news stories on fb. BECAUSE WE ARE DROWNING IN B.S.

    Like I have always said...The cabal are proving they are in control of world government while the white hats and good guys produce no proof of the Republic being restored nor will they produce anyway for the regular guy to get involved because there isn't anyone really fighting this thing except in the fantasies and hopium provided by articles like these that are taken for truth. Because we have been lured into this type of belief, we do not have the sense to get out and do the work to recall the elected officials who promised us they would get the job done only to find out these same elected officials joined the good ole boys club/cabal. We are still sheep and even though we see what these elected officials are doing we still look for others to do the job we needed to have done all along. Recall those elected officials and nullify the stupid codes and statutes they have exchanged our rightful laws with. NULLIFY< NULLIFY< NULLIFY.

  3. 2013 is the year in which the serious freedom loving peoples of the world must do it for themselves. Time is running out. Let us unite and build that world now. Even though it seems like a good idea bear in mind that the UN is not about peace therefore it cannot be used to appeal to for global peace. Thinking that congress or any other alleged authority such as the UN or Vatican or their corpse orations can save us only energizes them and the evil they represent and execute. Stop giving your personal power away. Should I/you/we wish to put our trust in anybody then that should be my-/your-/ourselves. The powers that be know how to waste our souls, our time, our resources. Avoid their webs of deceit in which the victims caught become prey. Freedom wields the sword of truth and brings global peace.