Monday, June 11, 2018

Hawaii volcano - latest news

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> According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the only way to appease the
> Gods and have the volcanic fires stop is to deliver a human sacrifice.
> The sacrificial human must be pushed into the fires coming from top of
> the great mountain volcano.
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> According to long tradition, that sacrifice needs to be a celebrated
> AND wondrous leader who was born in Hawaii.
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> Former President Barack Obama quickly announced he was actually born
> in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.



Finally.  The ‘whole truth’ and nothin’ but the truth?  (just what is truth? Does it exist anymore?) 

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Can we throw Obama into the volcano? Or would the volcano spit him out?

Anonymous said...

He'd be right at home there!

Anonymous said...

The suggestion and a confirmation. I give the second confirmation and say to America let's go for the motion. Now, who and how can the obasturd be picked up and DROPPED over and in to the hole? ASAP.