“The illusion of freedom will continue as long 
as it's profitable to continue the illusion.
 
At the point where the illusion becomes too 
expensive to maintain, they will just take 
down the scenery, they will pull back the 
curtains, they will move the tables and chairs 
out of the way and you will see 
the brick wall at the back of the theater.” 

Monday, January 30, 2012

Ford F-150 Truck Humor

I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 pickups.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new
"feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (a black guy wearing
an Obama "CHANGE" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all of its cool options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling a little frisky and messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership... the guy had no sense of humor.
:-)

2 comments:

  1. This is hilarious!

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  2. Funny joke. Didnt realize until the end that it was a joke. I thought you were going to tell me bout this great truck you bought.

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