A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth,
and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local
welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of
the system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We
Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather
awkward to say But you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment
to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a
rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." .
2 comments:
Where is the other comment I posted with the link to the original post pertaining to this ''Welfare'' joke that was rewritten to suit this racial discriminatory one you have now? This is why I personally deleted the less revealing one you posted since it didn't contain any evidence of how you post things from other people with a certain slanted marginal out look on a certain group of people who they deem system bleeders'. If you are not going to post that don't bother with the subsequent comments about the same post like what I am typing now moderator.
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