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IN RESPONSE TO ALL
THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG:
PLEASE BE ADVISED, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING
QUESTIONS ABOUT MY
DOG!
YES, HE MAULED SIX
PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,
FOUR PEOPLE
WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,
TWO OTHER
DEMOCRATS,
NINE TEENAGERS
WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,
THREE FLAG
BURNERS,
AND A PAKISTANI
TAXI DRIVER.
BUT - FOR THE LAST TIME ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
NO, I DO NOT
APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT
HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH
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Sunday, April 21, 2013
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG
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4 comments:
Please , I need that dog!
This is a great post just printed it out and on my wall of freedom come back stuff
Do you have puppies for sale?
Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie. [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
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