TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.   (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.   (3) The only expense covered 100% is….  "Embalming."   (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.  AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

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