Thursday, May 19, 2016

PAINTING THE CHURCH...




PAINTING THE CHURCH


Thu, May 19, 2016 at 1:20 PM


Painting the Church...

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very
interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down
his paint to make it go a wee bit further.
As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually
the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of
one of their biggest buildings.
Smokey put in a bid and, because his price was so low, he got the job.
So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks,
and buying the paint and yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with
turpentine.........

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly
completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the
sky opened and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all
over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on
the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the
thinned and useless paint.

Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty,so
he got down on his knees and cried:
"Oh God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke.
(you're going to love this)

"Repaint! Repaint!
And thin no more!"

"Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light."


Oh stop groaning! You know you're going to send this on!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks ! I needed a little levity with all that is happening.

Repaint ..and thin no more.

Gracias for the laugh.
Roberto