Friday, September 16, 2016

OLD WHITE MAN'S PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD OF 2016....


 


 Old White Man's Problems in the World of 2016......


 I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate
with me regardless of what I have become.
    The following is a recap of my current identity:
    I was born a white male, which makes me a racist.
    I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
    I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
    I am a Christian which makes me an infidel.
    I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
    I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream
media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
    I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which
makes me a xenophobe.
    I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the
police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
    I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to
each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.
    I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at
graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
    I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all
citizens, which makes me a militarist.
    Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I
am anymore!
    Newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.

2 comments:

archangel said...

TO ALL THOSE WHO CAME UP WITH ALL THOSE NASTY TITLES, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM THAT MUST BE SOLVED BEFORE WE CAN REBUILD THE WORLD THAT YOU HAVE HELPED DESTROY.

Anonymous said...

You know 'archangel,' get a HUGE SENSE OF HUMOR and drop that condemning chip off your shoulder. It sure as heck makes going through the troubles in life a heck of allot easier. Now, which one of the above 'titles' APPLIES TO YOU PERSONALLY that you simply cannot take a harmless joke - a joke that speaks TRUTH by the way? Maybe a brand new title should be included in that above - "I can't take a joke, therefore I wish to condemn all who can look at life and get a good laugh from it"??? Think about it.