Venezuelan Asylum Achieved, Snowden reveals UFO Documents
BY 
KILGOAR, ON JULY 5TH, 2013
KILGOAR, ON JULY 5TH, 2013
According to bombshell documents leaked by Snowden, the government has long known UFOs to be a species more advanced than mankind.
CARACAS, Venezuela – Edward Snowden, the leaker of NSA surveillance documents, was granted asylum in Venezuela on Friday. With safe harbors in sight, Snowden was willing to share shocking and world-shattering exclusive secret government documents with The Internet Chronicle.
Snowden’s testimony was as follows:
“The highest levels of government don’t know what to do about UFOs, and the official story that they are all merely weather balloons or natural phenomena has been clearly dismissed. If anything, these documents speak about UFOs as if they are surely guided by an intelligence beyond our own. As it turns out, the most credible and inexplicable sightings are of vehicles that have been spotted leaving the sea floor at hydrothermal vents and directly entering solar orbit . . .
“The highest levels of government don’t know what to do about UFOs, and the official story that they are all merely weather balloons or natural phenomena has been clearly dismissed. If anything, these documents speak about UFOs as if they are surely guided by an intelligence beyond our own. As it turns out, the most credible and inexplicable sightings are of vehicles that have been spotted leaving the sea floor at hydrothermal vents and directly entering solar orbit . . .
“Because ballistic missile tracking systems and deep-sea sonar are kept as state secrets, scientists don’t have access to data about these objects. However, most of the contractors at DARPA are sure that there is a species more intelligent than homo sapiens living in the mantle of the Earth. It makes sense, if you think about it, because that is the only place where conditions have been more or less stable for billions of years. Extremophiles may live at different temperatures than us, but they have been able to thrive and develop intelligence at a seemingly accelerated rate. That’s not true, because they’ve simply evolved at the same rate, but without many of the vicissitudes which set back surface life . . .
“The president receives daily briefings about their activities. Analysts believe their technology to be so far advanced that we stand little chance of survival in any potential war. The general sentiment is that we are but ants from their perspective, so there is little chance they would empathize or attempt to communicate with us, and the current contingency plan is to detonate nuclear weapons in deep caverns to ‘sting’ the foe we have no hope of destroying in hopes it would discourage further attacks.”
Critics may allege that what the 30-year-old former NSA and CIA contractor can state with authority about our ultraterrestrial neighbors is already well-known. But the Ground-Penetrating Radar, or GPR, scans, which The Internet Chronicle has shared and confirmed with sources within intelligence community, will only serve to underscore popular bitterness over strategically timed earthquakes and tsunamis.
Just as PRISM shined a new light on goings-on in NSA’s ECHELON computer systems, revealed in the 1990s, the vast complexes of underground cities – laser-etched from pure diamond – apparent in the GPR scans will transform public debate about the balance between liberty and security.
9 comments:
this just proves what I have always feared about snowden, he's a disinfo agent just another shill.
there are NO aliens, there are humans and angels. NOT all angels are GOOD. the BAD ones are pertending to be aliens to hoodwink the entire world and most of you will buy it! to bad.
it's called the strong delusion in it's finnal form and most of humanity will FALL for lucifer just like EVE did. wake up people seek the LORD JESUS before it is to LATE!!! amen
Isn't it a bit pompous to sincerely believe "there are no aliens" when God Almighty, having created, many Billions of surrounding star systems, only created this one race on this one planet. To do so is reminiscent of those who once believed the Earth was flat and that the Sun revolved around it. Please consider widening your narrow view of our universe!
If you simply visit the "chronicle" site you'll quickly figure out that it is a satire/humor site like The Onion... (another "article" says N. Korea accepted Snowden, etc).
THIS IS A HOAX
Re: 8:38 P.M.
We are not alone in the Universe. If you believe we are than you are so closed minded making any argument is useless. There are billions of stars in our galaxy alone. To think that they are there to look at at night are to navigate by is so conceded. God created all things including lucifer, What does that tell you. Jesus Christ tried his best, look what happened to him. If having Jesus murdered was part of His plan What does that tell you.
thats it ..open the abyss let loose the titans who are encased in the earth...prism .
yeah,I dont trust this guy either.
If Snowden really made those comments, he's either clueless or coached by those with bad intentions. Yes, there are extra-terrestrials. They are all around us. The ones here now are providing help where and when they can, and there will be more to come. If our galactic neighbors wanted to harm us, they could have done it at any time. Many changes to come--hang on to your seatbelts--this is a "divine intervention."
Boy, are you in for a surprise. You must really like that little box you have put your mind in. Just don't check out when our reality changes and every assumption you ever had goes down the toilet.
What you are afraid of is not Snowden. It is your conditioned beleif system made iirelevant that you fear.
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