As a Canadian all I can say is Sorry #America but you can't run from your mistakes. You made your bed #Election2016 #Canada— matt cruz (@Groovycruz) November 9, 2016
Only one problem with all these crazy liberals and celebrities wanting to move to Canada now…we don't want you #suckstosuck— Patrick Stuart (@patstuart08) November 9, 2016
They’re even talking about building their own wall—to keep immigrants from American out of their pristine cities and away from their mounted law enforcement, gravy and cheese covered French fries, superior hockey coverage and French Sesame Street.
Canada is building a Wall & guess whose paying for it pic.twitter.com/soic6TS3lt— LM (@Thelegendmac1) November 9, 2016
BREAKING : #Canada reportedly building a wall along its southern border to prevent impending mass exodus from the South.#USElection2016 pic.twitter.com/2o3FmJtFj7— Mohamed El Dahshan (@eldahshan) November 9, 2016
Even CBC, Canada’s state-owned broadcasting network, is trying to actively discourage a mass migration. As the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship website crashed last night, the CBC took to its blog to warn people that emigrating to Canada isn’t as easy as jumping a border.#ElectionNight This is Canada building an igloo wall between the US, just in case. I'll bet you regret all of those jokes now, eh? pic.twitter.com/UX5XxuTowr— Dr. Winder Gill (@winder_gill) November 9, 2016
To avoid deportation back to Trump’s America, they’d have to spend years in Canada’s aggressive filter system and spend thousands of dollars. And then, they’d have to find jobs in Canada’s crowded urban metropolises—unless, of course, they like farming.
But if there’s anyone Canada really doesn’t want, among the number of celebrities who “seriously’ pledged to move north, it’s Girls star Lena Dunham (though, it seems, they’d also prefer not to house either Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer).US political refugees welcome to relocate to East Kootenay BC start a biz hire people pay taxes #ElectionNight #bcpoli #USElection2016 pic.twitter.com/r0keWGXnMg— Bill Bennett (@KootenayBill) November 9, 2016
@DoxyCarmichael_ @JammerKill @lenadunham @MileyCyrus @WhoopiGoldberg @Rosie @amandacarpenter @benshapiro— NorthrenCanuck (@NorthrenCanuck) May 16, 2016
Canadians don't want them!
@lenadunham Canadians don't want you or any other democratic supporter to come live in our country. Our new liberal leader is bad enough.— Dallas Patterson (@toycharger) April 26, 2016
@lenadunham off you go and we Canadians don't want you.— Dave (@Dave_LT) November 9, 2016
Please DO NOT COME TO CANADA.. thanks, Canadians. @WhoopiGoldberg @chelseahandler @lenadunham @NeYoCompound @BryanCranston @MileyCyrus— Dr. Not Nenshi (@NotNenshi) November 9, 2016
#ElectionNight We canadians Need to build a wall FAST…. Lena Dunham is already packing!!!!!!!!— Captain Ahab (@delibean21) November 9, 2016
@PrisonPlanet @MileyCyrus @lenadunham @HollywoodLife if I may speak for all Canadians- we'll take a pass— Marty Tennant (@sweetmartyt) November 9, 2016
— mrpopo (@theonederbread) November 9, 2016
Lena Dunham wants to move to Canada if Trump wins?! Why is she trying to turn Canadians into HRC supporters? We're not voting!— De from Adanac (@32bitphoenix) November 7, 2016
3 comments:
Trump will have to build a walls on the south to keep people out and on the north to keep people in.
Oh, c'mon Canada! Please, pretty please. You've got lots of room up there.
This will only embolden the insurgents of Canada who will start throwing all the bureaucrats out on their asses....
Straight into death row. Was that really a wise move for Canada...for the parliament.............?
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