(You
forgot the most important one; I gave my heart to God Almighty, and I
gave my heart to Allah!)
Famous
Presidential Lies Contest (I believe we have a winner)
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By: Nemesis
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Date: Saturday, 19-Sep-2015 09:52:44
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LBJ:
None of our boys will die on foreign soil
Nixon:
I am not a crook
GHW Bush:
Read my lips - No New Taxes
Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
Obama:
I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
You didn't build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
Obama Care will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It's just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in
the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the
country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. He
finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID
live with him.
If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."
I believe we have a winner
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He said the General Manager of the Bank in the name of Kamal Al-Hasani said in a statement, "the Iraqi news agency, that" Bank introduced advanced technologies in its work in line with the reality of the modern banking world has achieved a qualitative leap with regard to the use of smart card (moxibustion card) for pensioners and the categories covered by the former via a manually activated on receipt of various State institutions, "he said, adding that" anyone who has a smart card Exchange amount from any province here. "
The Bank began to pay salaries of retirees abroad through (master card) the Bank has signed a partnership with MasterCard to provide this service, "he said, adding that" pensioners living in abroad now receive and withdraw their salaries from any ATM in any country in which they live. "
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