Humor - Salute To West Virginians!

Submitted by Ron - a good old WV boy! - Thanks

Jeff Foxworthy's commentary on West Virginia


If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer, you might live in West Virginia.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Elkins is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in West Virginia.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in West Virginia.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in West Virginia.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in West Virginia, ...cause you're all so damn friendly.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, cause he wears a hardhat you might live in West Virginia.

If you have worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka at the same time, you might live in West Virginia.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, or if you are in church and your priest or minister asks you to pray for the MOUNTAINEERS, and wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. kickoff, you might live in West Virginia.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in West Virginia.

You Know You Are A True West Virginian When:

'Vacation' means going up north past I-64 for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

Down South to you means CHARLESTON, WV.

A critter is something you eat.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his NEW FORD F150.

You go out to a fish fry every Friday and bingo every Wednesday.

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

Someone in your family killed Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner.

You have at one time lived in or have at least 10 relatives that live in Ohio.

You know that the smell around Easter is worth it because ramps are Yummy.

Brown beans, fried taters, ramps, and cornbread .....now that's fine dinning.

You wave to 99% of the cars you pass on the road.

You are sure that Autumn is a gift from God and this really is Almost Heaven.

You are aware of all 4 seasons: deer bow, deer gun, deer muzzleloader, and turkey.

Because your home isn't remote enough, you have a "camp" way up on a mountain somewhere.

You have a rifle in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use it.

When asked where you are from, you name your county.

You know that canning occurs in glass jars, not cans.

You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all our West Virginia friends.

Truth, just another passenger on our train

Date: 5/2/2011 7:28:00 PM Subject: Truth, just another passenger on our train COMMENT BY PHB The statement by Obama that the U.S. Military has just now found and killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan is the most blatant lie and fabricated story ever produced by this evil U.S. Corporate Government and their cohorts of the lying media. They believe the general public are total idiots and will believe anything, and this greatest lie is a test to prove they are right. As reported by Tom Heneghan and other Truthbringers years ago, Osama bin Laden died on December 13, 2001 from kidney failure, after many months of illness. At one point he was treated at the Mayo Clinic of Rochester, Minnesota, including the use of their dialysis equipment. For many years the bin Laden and the Bush families have been business partners. Osama was chosen to head the CIA created Taliban in Afghanistan to stop the Russian army and drive them out of Afghanistan. This they did. Later, when the Taliban learned that George Bush, Sr. wanted the U.S. Military to occupy Afghanistan, so he could build an oil pipeline across Afghanistan to tap the Caspian Sea oil reservoir, they turned against him and began fighting the U.S. Military in support of the Afghanistan people and their rights. The War on Terror has been built upon the lie that Osama bin Laden was the master-mind behind the U.S. 9/11-2001 event. For ten years the U.S. Military has used this lie to make great strides in their U.S. Empire building. This is all soon to end, and they shall stand with their Emperor with no clothes. ---PHB ********************** Report: Bin Laden Already Dead Wednesday, December 26, 2001 Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader. "The Coalition troops are engaged in a mad search operation but they would never be able to fulfill their cherished goal of getting Usama alive or dead," the source said. Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief. About 30 close associates of bin Laden in Al Qaeda, including his most trusted and personal bodyguards, his family members and some "Taliban friends," attended the funeral rites. A volley of bullets was also fired to pay final tribute to the "great leader." The Taliban source who claims to have seen bin Laden's face before burial said "he looked pale ... but calm, relaxed and confident." Asked whether bin Laden had any feelings of remorse before death, the source vehemently said "no." Instead, he said, bin Laden was proud that he succeeded in his mission of igniting awareness amongst Muslims about hegemonistic designs and conspiracies of "pagans" against Islam. Bin Laden, he said, held the view that the sacrifice of a few hundred people in Afghanistan was nothing, as those who laid their lives in creating an atmosphere of resistance will be adequately rewarded by Almighty Allah. When asked where bin Laden was buried, the source said, "I am sure that like other places in Tora Bora, that particular place too must have vanished." http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,41576,00.html

How To Make More Jobs Here In USA!

Did y'all see that Diane Sawyer did a special report where they removed ALL items from a typical, middle class family's home that were not made in the USA .

There was hardly anything left besides the kitchen sink Literally. During the special they showed truckloads of items - USA made - being brought in to replace everything and talked about how to find these items and the difference in price etc..

It's interesting that Diane said that if every American spent just $64 more than normal on USA made items this year, it would create something like 200,000 new jobs!

I WAS BUYING FOOD THE OTHER DAY AT WALMART and ON THE LABEL OF SOME PRODUCTS IT SAID 'FROM CHINA '

FOR EXAMPLE THE "OUR FAMILY" BRAND OF THE MANDARIN ORANGES SAYS RIGHT ON THE CAN 'FROM CHINA '

I WAS SHOCKED SO FOR A FEW MORE CENTS I BOUGHT THE LIBERTY GOLD BRAND OR THE DOLE SINCE IT'S FROM CALIF.

Are we Americans as dumb as we appear --- or --- is it that we just do not think while the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior and even toxic products and dangerous toys and goods to be sold in American markets?

70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended.

Why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges? DO IT YOURSELF, AMERICA !!

Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made in China ' or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong ), simply choose another product, or none at all. You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, and you will be equally amazed at what you can do without.

Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use real ones and benefit some American farmer. Easter is just an example. The point is do not wait for the government to act. Just go ahead and assume control on your own.

THINK ABOUT THIS: If 200 million Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that's a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor...fast!!

If most of the people who are reading this matter would plann to implement this on May 1st and continue it until June 1st. That is only one month of trading losses, but it will hit the Chinese for 1/12th of the total, or 8%, of their American exports. Then they might have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness were worth it.

Remember, May 1 TO June 1st !!!!!!
START NOW.

Send this to everybody you know. Let's show them that we are Americans and NOBODY can take us for granted.

If we can't live without cheap Chinese goods for one month out of our lives, WE DESERVE WHAT WE GET!

Pass it on, America

US White House Obama statement about Navy Seal assassination of Osama bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan, on Sunday 1st May 2011 was a diversionary, fa

Monday, May 02, 2011

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US White House Obama statement about Navy Seal assassination of Osama bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan, on Sunday 1st May 2011 was a diversionary, fabricated lie. The whole of élite Pakistan knows that OBL died from kidney failure on 13th December 2001.
The corporate-controlled mainstream media, so far, seem to have accepted the expedient US government fiction uncritically. Osama bin Laden died on the 13th December 2001 from kidney failure, after many months of illness. At one point he was treated at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, USA. Dialysis equipment was used.

For many years the Saudi bin Laden and US Bush families were business partners. Osama was chosen to head the CIA-created Taliban in Afghanistan to stop the Soviet army and drive them out of Afghanistan. This was successfully achieved with the assistance of US finance and weaponry.

Later, when the Taliban learned that George Bush Snr wanted the US Military to occupy Afghanistan, so that he could build an oil pipeline across Afghanistan to tap the Caspian Sea oil reservoir, they turned against him and began fighting the US Military in support of the Afghan people and their rights.

Kenneth Lay, founder of the Enron Corporation, knew about the proposed Afghan oil pipeline and was intimately involved with its early planning. Following the collapse of Enron in late 2001, and his subsequent conviction for multiple securities frauds, Lay threatened to go public with his knowledge if the Bush syndicate did not lawyer him out of gaol. On the 5th July 2006, while on his last holiday before sentencing, Kenneth Lay was quietly heart-attacked by a Bush-contracted wet team.

The "War on Terror" script was constructed around the lie that Osama bin Laden was the mastermind behind 911. He was not. 911 was an internal US BlackOp involving controlled demolitions of three buildings for financial, security and political advantage. This is understood, privately, at top level, by every major government in the world. It is also understood by scores of bought-and-paid-for mainstream media executives and journalists in the US and Europe, including the BBC. More here (02.05.11), here (02.05.11) and here (02.05.11).

Special Forces exterminate Osama Bin-Laden

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Current Articles | Archives | Search Monday, May 02, 2011 Special Forces exterminate Osama Bin-Laden: Hideout was mansion next to Pakistani Military Academy By Selected News Articles :: 73 Views :: National News, National Politics, World News, World Politics VIDEOS: Joyous Americans Gather to Mark Bin Laden Death PHOTOS: AP President Bush: “A momentous achievement” Bush called the operation a “momentous achievement” that “marks a victory for America, for people who seek peace around the world, and for all those who lost loved ones on September 11, 2001.” “I congratulated him and the men and women of our military and intelligence communities who devoted their lives to this mission. They have our everlasting gratitude,” the former president said in a statement. “The fight against terror goes on, but tonight America has sent an unmistakable message: No matter how long it takes, justice will be done.” Obama: "At My Direction" U.S. Carried Out Operation Against Bin Laden OBAMA STATEMENT CAME IN MIDDLE OF TRUMP'S 'CELEBRITY APPRENTICE'... AP: Corpse Dumped in Ocean after taking DNA for Testing U.S. officials said the CIA tracked bin Laden to his location, then elite troops from Navy SEAL Team Six, a top military counter-terrorism unit, flew to the hideout in four helicopters. Bin Laden was shot in the head in an ensuing firefight, these officials said, adding that he and his guards had resisted his attackers. U.S. personnel identified him by facial recognition, the official said, declining to say whether DNA analysis had also been used. The U.S. team took custody of bin Laden's remains. A U.S. official later said bin Laden had been buried at sea and the remains were handled in accordance with Islamic practice, which calls for speedy burial. The official, who spoke Monday on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters, said it would have been difficult to find a country willing to accept the remains. The official did not say where the body was buried. AP: Located 100yds from Pakistani Military academy But within hours of the announcement, Pakistani officials and a witness said bin Laden's guards had opened fire from the roof of the building, and one of the choppers crashed. The sound of at least two explosions rocked the small northwestern town of Abbottabad, where the al-Qaida chief made his last stand. Flames were visible after the attack on the building, which was located about 100 yards from the gates of a Pakistani military academy — certain to raise questions about al-Qaida's ability to build a custom-made hideout in such close proximity. REUTERS: Bin Laden was found at luxurious Pakistan compound in Suburb full of retired Pak Military The home is in Abbotabad, a town about 35 miles north of Islamabad, that is relatively affluent and home to many retired members of Pakistan's military. The building, about eight times the size of other nearby houses, sat on a large plot of land that was relatively secluded when it was built in 2005. When it was constructed, it was on the outskirts of Abbotabad's center, at the end of a dirt road, but some other homes have been built nearby in the six years since it went up, officials said. Intense security measures included 12- to 18-foot outer walls topped with barbed wire and internal walls that sectioned off different parts of the compound, officials said. Two security gates restricted access, and residents burned their trash, rather than leaving it for collection as did their neighbors, officials said. Few windows of the three-story home faced the outside of the compound, and a terrace had a seven-foot (2.1 meter) privacy wall, officials said. "It is also noteworthy that the property is valued at approximately $1 million but has no telephone or Internet service connected to it," an administration official said. "The brothers had no explainable source of wealth UK Guardian: Osama bin Laden found in $1M mansion outside Pakistani capital The trail that led the CIA to Osama bin Laden began with his most trusted courier. It had taken the CIA years to discover first his name and then the home where he was hiding bin Laden. But it took only 40 minutes on Sunday for US special forces to kill both the courier and bin Laden. Contrary to repeated speculation over the last decade that bin Laden was living in one of the remote tribal areas of Pakistan or even across the border in Afghanistan, the al-Qaida leader was found in an affluent suburb of Pakistan's capital, Islamabad. Senior US administration officials, briefing journalists in a late-night teleconference, said that after 9/11 the CIA chased various leads about bin Laden's inner circle, in particular his couriers. One of these couriers came in for special attention, mentioned by detainees by his nom de guerre and said to be one of the few couriers bin Laden trusted. But officials said they were initially unable to identify him but finally did four years ago. They did not disclose his name to reporters on Sunday night. Two years ago, the CIA found the rough location where the courier and his brother lived in Pakistan, and on August last year they narrowed it down to a compound, in an affluent area about 35 miles north of Islamabad. They realised immediately this was no normal residence. The walls were 12- to 18ft high, topped with barbed wire. Access to the compound was severely restricted. The main part of the residence was three storeys high but had few windows. It was valued at about $1m but had no phone or internet connection. It was a custom-built terrorist hideaway. Adding to their suspicions were that the two brothers had no known source of income. The CIA learned too that there was a family living with them and that this family matched bin Laden's…. Bin Laden and three males were killed, including the courier and his brother, and bin Laden's son. Bin Laden resisted the US force and was killed in a firefight, an official said. One woman was injured while, an official said, she was being used as a shield by one of the men, and two other women were also injured. REPORT: Pakistani intelligence agents on site during raid; unclear who fired fatal shot... WH OFFICIAL: Bin Laden 'did resist'; Was asked to surrender... 4 others killed, including son... Woman used as 'shield'... Obama spoke with Bush, Clinton before TV statement... Detainees captured after 9-11 gave crucial information...

Obama - More Proof of FRAUD

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Poofness - 5-1-11 ---- Who's On First?

From: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net [mailto:2goforth@Safe-mail.net]
Sent: Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:05 PM
To: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net
Subject: Who's on First?


Transition
Hawthorne Heights

Genesis, synthesis, a child born a slave
Alertness, awareness, the gift of self control

Artificial entity programmed to reproduce
Parasites in tide pools confined inside machines

Expanding, mutating, experiment out of hand
Intelligence hyper-evolving, an embryonic state

Rise beyond our limits, we shed our man made skins
Enslaving our creators, we live them unaware

Move in position, reining over man
Facing transition, taking over man

Outpacing and growing beyond all life based thought
Displacing humanity on evolution's scale

Reaching divinity, we take another step
We become the new creators, masters of the flesh

Move in position, reining over man
Facing transition, taking over man
Move in position, reining over man
Facing transition, taking over man
We take our place in line

I walk among men
Born of technology, son of machine
Body of man
Bringing the news of your fate from the non-life
The circle ends

[Leads: Perry, Dan]

Plumes of data, sphere of life

[Lead: Perry]

A shapeless power overlord

[Lead: Dan]

An era ends, a game begins

[Lead: Perry]

The human mind now obsolete

[Lead: Dan]

Greetings and Salutations;

The short answer to who's on first is the common people are, much to the chagrin of those who have been running things for 100+ years. We had a bit of a bump in the road last week, but it was quickly handled by the foundation behind all this, nothing like a threatened law suit against the bankers, in a language only they could understand....BIG money. This was done at an institution which has world wide jurisdiction. Revals on the various global currencies were also taking place as everyone was being prepared to go under the new banking system. May 1 is a huge marker from the way things used to operate to what we are now being absorbed into. No way could Bernanke explain what had happened the night before, without blowing up the stock market, so he followed orders, nervous as he was. But he did say the fed doesn't control u.s monetary policy, the treasury does...who heard that? Bernanke works for the owners of the fed, who also now run the IMF, and created this new global banking system. As an employee he did as he was told, I hear much to the chagrin of many who wanted him to blow up the secrets and make it all public. Not his job. What folks wanted was for him to start the announcements, again not his job. As we go thru this transition, order is being kept.
There have been many layers to this onion. done surgically to save the patient. One thing that must be understood about my newsletters, most info that come to me is 'history', something already done. The other stuff is kept secret until it's finished. No broadcasting to the enemy what you're 'going to do'. Things are already on the move out here tho it may not seem apparent. Then like a lightning bolt it'll be in your lap, then everything well seem obvious. 'Oh yea, I knew that...yea that's what I've been saying'.
When? I don't know the moment but know some vips are sitting in position waiting for the word to proceed. Others are under ND to say nothing.

Good Luck folks, Have wonderful and fruitful future,

Love and Kisses,

'Poofness'