Got my Obamacare Packet today

   I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received  my  "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White  House.

  It contained:

  · An aspirin and a band-aid.

   · An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper  sticker

   · A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

   · A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and  everybody'  poster

   · A 'Tax the Rich' banner

   · An application for unemployment and a  free cellphone

  · An application for food stamps

   · A prayer rug

   · A letter assigning my debt to my  grandchildren

   · And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my  ass.

   Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in  Spanish.

  Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving  soon