Wednesday, March 28, 2012

TWO SKINNY LAWYERS

TWO SKINNY LAWYERS

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1.       Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.

2.       Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.

3.       Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4.       Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had  very little experience before becoming President.

5.       Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.  Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his  inauguration.

6.       Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7.       Lincoln was a  Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8.       Lincoln was in the United States military.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9.       Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinny  lawyer.

10.      Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on personal enjoyments. Obama is a  skinny lawyer.

11.      Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

12.      Lincoln was born in the United States.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

13.      Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny  lawyer

14.      Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Amazing parallels, aren't they?

3 comments:

Antonio Carlos said...

Obama is a skinny liar!

Anonymous said...

But he only lies when his lips move.

Anonymous said...

Should be the wannabe like Abe lawyer

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a DemoRat.

8. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama never served in the military.

9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama believes we should carry everyones weight.

10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on personal enjoyments. Obama wastes taxpayer's money on personal enjoyments.

11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is highly disrespected.

12. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama was not born in the United States

13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a Liar, so much a Liar he is called a Liar.

14. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama destroyed the United States.