Resignations
Abound! Now VA Secretary & WH Press Sec. Jay Carney
Breaking
news from Ben Swann on two White House secretaries.
Has
the Illuminati gone mad? Popes, Jesuits, US President’s administration all
stepping down. We’re on a roll!
And
Zap! from the Office of Poofness claims the Bilderbergers are meeting to
discuss how they can introduce changes to the financial system that will make
it easier on all of us. What? I’ll believe it when I see it.
The
tides are rapidly turning in favour of the wee folk. We’re small but mighty and
winning the war on terror. The New World Order is caught in a R.I.P. tide,
sinking fast and shoot! —we’re fresh out of life preservers. ~ BP
Washington,
DC- President Barack Obama interrupted a news briefing today to announce that Jay Carney, spokesman for the
White House, has resigned.
“I’m
going to miss him a lot,”
said Obama. Carney will be leaving his position in June. “Jay’s had to wrestle with this decision for
quite some time.” There
has been no announcement yet regarding Carney’s future plans.
Obama’s
announcement of Carney’s resignation occurred a few short hours after news
that Veterans Affairs Department secretary Eric Shinseki submitted
his own resignation. Carney will be replaced by White
House deputy press secretary Josh Earnest.
“Be nice
to him on his farewell tour,” Obama joked to the press following the announcement.
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