Sunday, March 4, 2012

Michelle Obama says - Thank You America


THANK YOU AMERICA !





Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not
ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard
working American people for paying $242 thousand
dollars for my vacation in Spain .

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends,
my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.

Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed
in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two
and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged
along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol ,
I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant
in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters!
I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
according to Government Accounting Office reports)
only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.

These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend
Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American
citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and
drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling
to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.
So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you
find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family
on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
I just had to get away for a few days.

Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip
to India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to
Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.

And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our
dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children
could have him with us while we were away from the
White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't
take him on Air Force One because he might pee
on some wires or something.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for
our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000
square foot house was great!
P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter
and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom.
All this while Barack golfs and campaigns to
keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !

Love ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these
economic times equally!
Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.


SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN NOW
STAND UP, SPEAK UP.

3 comments:

Dan said...

LOOK AT THIS!

She is NOT giving thanks to the What Hats for saving her LIFE!

She is NOT giving thanks to the What Hats for saving her daughters' LIVES!

She forgot to mention the $2 BILLION in foreign banks accounts!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for allowing us the opportunity to serve you. Now go BLANK yourself.

princesirki2012 said...

TO ALL AWAKENED AMERICANS IN HUMANITY:

ALL OF THIS STOPS WHEN WE AS A COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS DEMAND THAT IT DO SO, AND TAKE THE NECESSARY ACTION TO SEE THAT IT DOES! HOW LONG WILL WE CONTINUE TO TAKE THIS CRAP? ALL OF US, STOP BUYING INTO THEIR GAME! START WITH APRIL 15! ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO PAY THIS FRAUDULENT, OUTRIGHT THEFT OF YOUR SOUL KNOWN AS "INCOME TAX"!!!!!!!! ALL OF US, AS A COLLECTIVE THREE HUNDRED PLUS MILLION STRONG, ARE A DIVINE FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!!!! WE ARE SLAVES TO THE SYTEM NO LONGER, UNLESS WE CHOOSE TO BE! STOP SUBSIDIZING THIS ECONOMIC RAPE OF OUR FINANCIAL FUTURE!!!! USE OUR COLLECTIVE POWER TO MANIFEST THE ABUNDANCE AND PROSPERITY THAT ARE RIGHTFULLY OURS!! STOP PAYING FOR THEIR VACATIONS, FOR THEIR PET'S VACATIONS, FOR THEIR SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION, FOR THEIR "LEGAL/ILLEGAL" REPRESENTATION, FOR THEIR CHARADE OF LEADERSHIP IN OUR BEST INTERESTS THAT WE CALL "ELECTIONS", STOP MAKING CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS TO THESE LIARS AND COWARDS, AND START EMBRACING TRUE FREEDOM OF SPIRIT, SOUL AND BODY!!!!! IT HAS TO START WITH US! WE HAVE A CHOICE, THE POWER OF GOD IS WITHIN US, HUMANITY IS RETURNING TO THE PROMISED LAND OF FULL CONSCIOUSNESS, THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESS IS EXPOSED, THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND, NATIONS ARE RISING UP AGAINST THE GLOBAL TYRANNY!!!! THEY ARE FEW, WE ARE MANY AND GROWING BY THE MOMENT! USE OUR DIVINE WILL TO MANIFEST THE KINGDOM OF JUSTICE FOR THE OPPRESSED, TO MANIFEST AND TO REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH THAT ALL BELONGS TO GOD, TO REMOVE IT FROM THE CONTROL OF THE WICKED, TO BALANCE THE COSMIC SCALE OF EQUITY AND FAIRNESS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, TO PUNISH THE OPPRESSORS, PERPETRATORS AND TYRANTS FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST US!!!!!! SHOW THEM NO MERCY AFTER THEIR ARRESTS! THEY ARE LAWLESS SOULS WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT REPEATLY MOCK AND SCORN ALL THAT IS HOLY! THEY ARE IN DIVINE DISHONOR AND THIS IS THE TIME FOR JUDGMENT! THE ALMIGHTY GOD, ALL THAT IS, KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL, AND THE TIME FOR "PLEA BARGAINING" IS LONG PAST! EXAMINE YOUR OWN HEART, INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY, AND SEE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DARKNESS THAT IS THERE, SO YOU CAN EXPERIENCE ASCENSION, NOW! NOT TOMORROW, NOT NEXT WEEK OR NEXT MONTH! THE GREAT HARVEST IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING, AND THE WHEAT IS BEING SEPARATED FROM THE CHAFF IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US! CHOOSE YOU THIS DAY, THIS MOMENT, WHOM YOU WILL SERVE, BUT AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE, WE CHOOSE TO ALIGN OURSELVES WITH THE ONE! I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT "ALL THAT IS" EMBRACE THE COLLECTIVE MIND AND DO THE SAME! WE ARE ALL ONE!

SHALOM