Tuesday, September 6, 2011

California Gun Collector! Love it!

You may have heard on the news about a southern California man that was placed under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had an estimated 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home.  His house also had a secret escape tunnel.  My favorite quote from the television reporter was, "Wow!  He has about a million machine gun bullets."  The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache.  By southern California standards, the man was assumed to be "mentally unstable."   However, if the same guy lived...

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector".
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called, "The neighborhood Go-To guy".
In Idaho, he'd be called, "a likely gubernatorial candidate".
In Wyoming, he'd be called, "an eligible bachelor".
And,in Texas, he'd be called, "a deer hunting buddy".
 In Colorado... he'd be called, 'smart'

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Goes to show you just how wacko California law enforcement is. I say more power to him--he is just getting prepared. Follow the Boy Scout motto--be prepared!