The Scottish Painter

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The Scottish Painter

Painting  the Church
     

    
                                          
       
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of their main church building.

Smokey put in a bid and, because his price was so low, he got the job. 

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and  setting up the planks, and buying the paint and yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine......... 

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint off from all over the church,

while the blast and knocked Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried: 

"Oh God, OH GOD, forgive me; what should I do?" 

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke...  

(you're going to love this...)  

 





"Repaint! Repaint...

  and thin no more!"  

       
"Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light."