Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Another JPMorgan Banker Found Dead at 37

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Another JPMorgan Banker Found Dead at 37
Posted By: Jordon [Send E-Mail]
Date: Wednesday, 12-Feb-2014 14:59:22

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Another JP Morgan banker has been found dead, as Ryan Henry Crane, the Executive Director in JPMorgan’s Global Equities Group was found dead in his Stamford Ct home Monday at the age of 37.
While there is no official word yet as to the cause of death, Crane’s death follows last week’s “suicide” of another JPMorgan banker in London (which is now under investigation by London police), and follows 5 other suspicious banker “suicides” in the past week.
The last banker reportedly managed to shoot himself nearly 10 times with a nail gun. We wonder what the official story will be for Mr. Crane’s untimely demise?
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seems to me I heard about one suicide by 2 shot gun blasts to the back of the head. It just keeps getting better.

Anonymous said...

The list needs to grow faster and needs to start including politicians!