Sunday, May 15, 2016

The Weatherman - emailed from a reader

Once upon a time there was a king, and kings being kings, he decided he wanted to go fishing immediately.
 
He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
 
Then, kings being kings, he went fishing with his wife, the queen.
 
On the way he met a farmer on his donkey.  Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time, I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area."
 
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard and, besides, I pay him very high wages. He's an extensively educated and experienced professional. He gave me a very different forecast for today. I trust him and I will continue on my way."
 
So, kings being kings, he continued on his way.
 
However, a short time later, a torrential rain fell from the sky.
 
The King and Queen were totally soaked, which, upon seeing them in such a shameful condition, amused their entourage.
 
So, kings being kings, he furiously returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the sorry professional immediately. 
 
Then, kings being kings, he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
 
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I don't know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, with certainty that  means it will rain."
 
So, kings being kings, he hired the donkey.
 
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
 
And, fools being fools, the practice continues to this day.
 
So, presidents being presidents, we'll continue to get soaked...
 
Moral: Since weather men are fallible, and fools will always be fools, don't let that be an excuse to not have some umbrellas handy.

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