THE
OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM
A young Texan grew up
wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and
fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of
working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests
and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him in to his office for the
young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said,
"You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your
qualifications all look good but we have what you might call an "Attitude
Suitability Test" that you must take before you can be accepted. We just
don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service
pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists, six Democrats and a rabbit."
"Why the
rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass,"
said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
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