She's Ready!!

A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.  

As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?” 

 She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do.  Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”

 The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.

 She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.”

 The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?”

 The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”

 Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?”

 And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a F*c#ing Thing."