Monday, May 28, 2012

Depressed - Humor!

Subject: Fwd: Depressed?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.  They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!

Cherish the time you have, and the memories you share; being friends with someone is not an opportunity, but a sweet responsibility.


Anonymous said...

this is so irrelevant. It also spreads a false ideal of people being separate. lol all Pakistanis are terrorists.

pressing one for english isnt a big deal - we are all gonna have to learn other languages soon in the future anyways, its part of the natural cycle of consciousness evolution. chinese and russian, anyone?

this is not doing anything for the consciousness of the human race and its not teaching anyone anything new. Also, it just convinced me to stop visiting this site. thank you for all the information you have imparted, Ive been coming here since the very beginning. its been a fun ride, but i dont very much enjoy the flavor of it anymore.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:28AM Must be a democrat.........Good ridance.

Antônio Carlos MG said...

Oh, my. I stick with the humor and this is a really good one. Intelligent.