Sunday, August 18, 2013

Look at the nose! HUMOR

DINAR GOVERNMENT PAID RV GURUS AT A SECRET MEETING WITH WELLS FARGO HIGH - HIGH - HIGH - HIGHER THAN HIGH IN A MOUNTAIN TOP SECRET MEETING ON HOW TO LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL.

HOW DO WE KNOW?? LOOK AT THEIR NOSES.....

DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR FAVORITE LYING GURU??






RV GURUS PARTYING AFTER THEIR MEETING ON DISINFORMATION... HOW DO WE KNOW?? LOOK AT THEIR NOSES... NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. GURUS NEVER EVER TELL THE TRUTH AND NEVER EVER HAVE PROVEN ANYTHING.







FAMOUS GOVERNMENT PEOPLE (ACTUALLY CORPORATION BS ARTISTS) AT THE GURU CELEBRATION REJOICING ON HOW TO SCREW THE COMMON FOLKS... HOW DO WE KNOW? LOOK AT THEIR NOSES...



I HAVE A VISION FOR THE FUTURE AND THAT IS FOR ALL THE COMMON FOLKS TO HAVE WEALTH. I ALSO WANT TO SAY I AM NOT A BILDERBERGER... HOW DO WE KNOW??  LOOK AT HIS NOSE..








I NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT WOMAN. I AM NOT A TRAITOR. I AM NOT TELLING A LIE.  I AM NOT A BILDERTURDER. I WOULD NEVER EVER STEAL. I AM NOT A REPTILE.... I DID NOT HAVE 48 OF MY FRIENDS AND WORKERS THAT GOT TOO CLOSE MURDERED. HOW DO WE KNOW?? LOOK AT HIS NOSE...






   I AM NOT A BILDERTURDER. I DID NOT PARTICIPATE
   IN THE MURDER OF CHRISTOPHER STEVENS IN
   BENGHAZI. I DO NOT WANT TO BE PRESIDENT.
   I CERTAINLY AM NOT A LESBIAN. I AM NOT A
   TRAITOR. I NEVER EVER STEAL MONEY AND PUT IT IN
   OFF SHORE BANK ACCOUNTS. I DID NOT STEAL
   SILVERWARE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN BILLY
   AND I LEFT. I AM NOT A REPTILE..... SO THERE!!!.... SEE I
   AM A GOOD GIRL. ....HOW DO WE KNOW ......... LOOK
   AT HER ........... NOSE'S



    Hillary Clinton with Pinocchio Nose Eyes




I  NEVER EVER LIE, CHEAT, MURDER, COMMIT FRAUD. I WAS BORN IN HAWAII. I NEVER HELD UP THE RV.  I NEVER TRIED TO COLLECT SOME MORE TAX MONEY TO GIVE TO THE POOP AND THE QUEEN, I DO NOT STEAL MONEY EVERY CHANCE I GET. I AM NOT TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA.  I DO NOT KILL PEOPLE WITH DRONES. I AM NOT A TRAITOR.   I AM THE ..... MESSIAH  .... HOW DO WE KNOW??  LOOK AT HIS NOSE....






 I AM NOT OBAMAMA'S HANDLER. OBAMA IS REALLY REALLY REALLY WEALLY SMART.  I AM NOT A BILDERTURDER.  I AM THE SMARTEST VICE PRESIDENT THIS COUNTRY EVER HAD.... HOW DO WE KNOW? LOOK AT HIS NOSE...


 

   

    AS THE LEADER OF DA HOUSE, ME AND THE BOYS
    HERE HAVE TO SAY WE ARE NOT NAZI TRAITORS,
    BILDERBERGERS, COMMIES OR SOCIALISTS.  WE
    ARE FOR DA PEOPLE.  WEEZ ALWAYS ARE LOOKEN
    OUT FOW DERE GOOD...


   
   



ACTUALLY HE IS REALLY LAUGHING, BUT BEING HE IS HAVING ANOTHER HEART ATTACK AFTER HE  PROBABLY BLASTED YET ANOTHER MAN WITH HIS SHOTGUN....... IT IS HARD TO TELL!  BUT LOOK AT HIS NOSE...





I AM DEFINITELY DADDIE'S BOY, BUT MOMMIE HAD ME FROM ANOTHER MAN..... OH, SHOOT!  I WASN'T  SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT.... 







GURU PLANE PARKED ON TARMAC IN RENO...



 



   WHO SAID THIS WILL NOT GO VIRAL??

    EVERYONE WHO WANTS A GOOD BANK THAT
    DOES NOT CHEAT THEIR CUSTOMERS AND
    NEVER EVER COMMITS FRAUD ....... 
NEEDS TO BANK AT WELLS FARGO

           ..... HOW DO WE KNOW?? .....







1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Now this, John, is great humor.... and truth! Thanks!