Report on Full Body Scan at Airports

FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA : Terrorists Discovered      0 Transvestites   133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.