Friday, March 6, 2015

Fwd: WUA - TGIF

WUA – TGIF - It’s Time to have a well-deserved Happy Hour as Americans with friends and family.

Description: cid:image001.jpg@01CF645B.C05AC750……. American’s - Vs. – American’t


This is how  to honor police officers !!!!

What a difference from the NFL...the Rams could take lessons from them!!


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JUST Between you and Me
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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 

God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill?  We're not interested..'

So He went to the Africans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

Africans wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'
'Father?  We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal?  We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!!  Not commit adultery?  We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'
There.  That should upset just about everybody...

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