Wednesday, April 5, 2017

University Students Threaten To Cut Off Penises To Protest Trump’s Wall

Students at liberal universities are threatening to cut off their penises if Trump presses ahead with plans to erect the border wall.
Two students at the University of California have “threatened” to “cut off” their penises if President Trump presses ahead with plans to erect the US-Mexico border wall.

The bizarre, self-defeating protest seems to be catching on, as four students at the University of Washington have also threatened to remove their reproductive anatomy if Trump fulfills the campaign promise that got him democratically elected.

Washington Sophomore Trent Griliphaen said he was inspired by the movement at The University of California, and that he thinks that Trump’s construction of the wall is “just an extension of his penis, and an expression of patriarchal rape culture.”

Really, by building the wall, we are raping the Mexican people, and I am no longer willing to be a perpetrator of rape culture. If I remove my penis, I am making a statement that I reject this mentality.

Griliphaen was apparently the first student at UW to embrace this movement, and according to him, he has inspired three other male students to commit to emasculating themselves when construction of the new border wall commences.
I heard about what was happening in California, and new that this kind of movement could gain traction up here – we are a progressive state,” Griliphaen said.

I kind of feel guilty, I’m removing my penis, but one of the other guys is going to castrate himself, and he’s even considering taking off a couple of fingers.”
I hereby nominate Trent Griliphaen and his liberal college comrades for the Darwin Award. By removing their reproductive organs, the human gene pool can only be improved.

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it…”

In other news worthy of Darwin Award nominations, it has become fashionable on Twitter for liberals to pledge “not to have children” in order to protest President Trump. What a shame, huh – no liberal children being born for the foreseeable future.
Way to go, guys! Keep up the protest! On a long enough timeline, this means liberals will die out altogether.

 http://yournewswire.com/university-students-protest-trump/

9 comments:

Freewill said...

Need a knife?

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

marie said...

What are they waiting for??? Start cutting.

Anonymous said...

Cut it off. Cut it all off. Maybe yours is useless. If you are that stupid we don't want you breeding. Ken T.

Anonymous said...

One never suspected that academic institutions would allow students with such serious mental disorders and lack of reasonable and intelligent discourse on campus. It's a sad reflection on political correctness affecting and undermining academic management and of missing the primary objectives of colleges and universities big time.

A Gaurdian said...

Make sure you splash a little iodine on there when you are done snowflake. We do that to the calves after castrating them so they don't get infected. But your choice.

Anonymous said...

what's the hold up do it now

Anonymous said...

I have kids, young small kids and they're fun and full of life and I'm also a widower (medical complication)... Men, you slice the goods "God" gave you and as a single male, that leaves more women for me... i love women, everything about them! Have fun with no male anatomy as my testosterone is needed, maybe for that new job building the wall........build the wall, build it now!

Anonymous said...

WE HAVE "BRAIN WASHED", " MIND CONTROLLED" ROBOTIC SIMPLETONS IN EVERY NAZI CONTROLLED UNIVERSITY AND COLLEGE IN THE U.S. THEY MADE CERTAIN THEIR TEACHERS, PROFESSORS WERE ALSO PART OF THEIR NAZI CLAN -- THIS IS WHY THESE SO CALLED " STUDENTS" WOULD MAKE SUCH A STATEMENT...I WISH THEY WOULD WAKE UP...
BECAUSE WHEN THE TAKEOVER STARTS BIG TIME, IF THEY THINK THEY ARE IN LIKE FLINT --THEY WILL BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY ARE LOCKED UP OR MURDERED WITH THE
REST OF THOSE THEY WANT DEPOPULATED....