Thursday, April 26, 2012

Please Vote For My Husband

Please Vote For My Husband


Dear American Taxpayer:

For the 2nd time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. 
I want to thank the hard-working American people for paying $242,000 for my vacation in Spain.  My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time!   Honestly, you haven't lived until you've stayed in a $2,500/per night private 3-story villa at a 5-star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
By the way, if you happen to be visiting Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!
I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not as tasty,  but what can you do if you're not in Europe -you have to just grin and bear it.

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.
These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel-efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.  So I do appreciate your sacrifices and hope you find work soon.
(I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on our luxury vacation in Maine.  But I just had to get away for a few days.)

Michelle Obama

P.S.  Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India.

P.SS.  Thank you, too, for that vacation to Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.  
And thanks for that 2nd smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the girls could have him with us while we were away from the White House for 11 days. After all, we couldn't take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.

P.SSS.   I almost forgot to say thanks for our 2-wk trip to Hawaii at Christmas.  That 7,000 sq. ft. house was great!
P.SSSS  Don't forget my ski trip to Vail and the girls and I in Africa with my mom, while Barack golfed and campaigns to keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !
Love Ya!
Remember, we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally!


Anonymous said...

NOT on your miserable lives, Moochelle!

Anonymous said...

You're welcome Your Highness. Now go ---- yourself.

Sadly, there are some people who believe this is okay and will vote for that socialist.

Anonymous said...

and we Americans would like to offer you and your husband another trip to Fema camp!

Anonymous said...

The "O"s are a couple of commie America hating grifters. Thanks a lot libs!

Anonymous said...

Who's yo daddy?

Anonymous said...

The American people or voters had blinders on the first time around in voting Obama into the White House, I'm sure that they are all seeing the real nightmare in him by now. America cannot afford 4 more years of Obama. If so, we will all be in the bread and soup lines where ever we can find one as he will finish us the people and our beautiful Country off by the end of his second term. He will probably sign an executive order declaring himself as the Exhaulded Ruler for life next. Our children and our Grandchildren are already in debt up to their eyebrows because of Obama and his Socialist Administration. Our Country and it's people are depending on it's citizens to rein this Administration in come November at the voting booths. It will be the last chance for us to take our Country back and get it back on track the way it was before Obama...