Friday, April 6, 2012

Cheney after heart transplant admits to 9/11

To be read with MUCH DISCERNMENT and as SATIRE - Put out on April 1st!!  April Fools Perhaps. Is this disrespectful of Cheney? Hell YES as he and the Bush Cabal don't deserve our respect, they deserve justice for what they did on 9/11. 

Cheny Admits to 9/11

In his first news conference since his heart was replaced one week ago, former Vice President Dick Cheney announced Saturday that he regretted his “extensive” role in the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001 — and the subsequent coverup.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney said that "knowing the truth would be good for the country." Photo: AP.
“It was a terrible, terrible thing to do,” said Cheney, speaking in the lobby of Bethesda Cardiac Unit in Maryland, the nation’s most prestigious heart center. Reporters, his transplant team and members of his family crowded around Cheney, who served for eight years under President George W. Bush.
“Looking back, I can’t believe Karl and I actually did that,” he added, referring to former White House staff member and Republican strategist Karl Rove.
“There are a lot of ways to start wars. I don’t know why we had to kill so many Jewish people,” he explained. As reporters shouted their questions, Cheney raised his hand and said, “I am sorry, this is very difficult. I don’t have that much more to say. I just needed to get this off my chest.”
Cheney said that he planned the attacks so that the United States could get a permanent military presence in the Middle East, and have access to Iraq’s largely untapped oil reserves, the third largest in the world. “I can’t believe people didn’t put this together,” he said, “especially since we outlined the plan publicly in 1998. Even if people trusted me, I take responsibility for lying. It just wasn’t right.”
He said that it was Rove who came up with the date of Sept. 11, which translates to 9-11, “so that people would reminded of it as long as they lived, every time they see an ambulance or police car. It was very clever marketing. Karl is good that way,” Cheney said chuckling. “But it’s not funny. Sorry,” he added. “I regret that we were aware that the date commemorates the CIA coup of Chile in 1973, but that was not intentional.”
Cheney explained that the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center were in fact demolished by controlled demolition, and that the airplane crashes into the towers merely served as a distraction. “They were drone aircraft,” he said. “Nobody was on board. That part is good,” he said. “I am proud that I suggested that. Everyone else wanted to use real jets.”
On Saturday, Cheney admitted to his role in the planned demolition of the World Trade Center -- and the coverup.
He criticized the demolition of WTC 7, the third building to fall that day, as “sloppy work,” which he said was the result of “the CIA’s arrogance. They said nobody would notice, and by golly, they were almost right about that.”
He briefly mentioned how the Pentagon was really hit by a AGM-86B cruise missile, launched from an NSA destroyer on Chesapeake Bay. “It was not an airplane. It was supposed to be, but we had problems. We went to the backup plan.” He made no further comment about the Pentagon.
Cheney then summed up the ways in which the government’s involvement was covered up. “But that’s not really an accurate description. The whole thing was a coverup.”
Attempts to contact former Pres. Bush at his home in Texas were not successful. Bush’s father, former Pres. George H.W. Bush, released a statement that said, “I never did like that guy.” managed to reach Bill Clinton doing relief work in Namibia. “You would be real surprised how common this kind of thing is,” he said, while supervising a house construction site. “I’m so glad to be out of the game.”
News of Cheney’s announcement spread around the Internet rapidly on Saturday, trending at record levels on Twitter as hashtag #yesireallydidit. Major news outlets, including The Washington Post and The New York Times, refused to carry coverage of the revelation. “We think that the vice president is suffering from medical complications or the influence of drugs,” the Times said in a statement. “We will not carry this story.”
Josh Finkelstein, The Post’s longtime managing editor, was confronted by reporters at Washington’s famous Intelligentsia restaurant on D Street. He said, “This is absurd. This cannot be true.”
The White House immediately went on the defensive. Pres. Obama appeared at a hastily convened press briefing Saturday afternoon, flanked by the White House physician, Dr. Omar Kalibri, and Dr. Wilbur Smith, a medical psychiatrist from George Washington University.
“This is a medical issue, so I will let the appropriate professionals speak,” he said, turning the podium over to Dr. Kalibri.
“Sometimes when a major organ is transplanted, the patient takes on some of the psychological properties of the donor,” he said. “That seems to be what happened in this situation.”
The Associated Press reported several hours ago that Cheney’s new heart came from Richard Falcone, who was influential in the 9-11 Truth Movement in San Francisco. He disappeared mysteriously on Friday, March 23. The information was leaked to AP by an anonymous source at the Organ Clearinghouse Database (OCD) in Toledo, Ohio, which matches donors and recipients for the whole country.
Falcone was planning the release of his new book and DVD at the time of his disappearance. His family said that his blood type matched that of the former vice president — type O.
“Richie devoted himself tirelessly to the 9-11 Truth Movement,” his mother said. “But mostly he was a very nice person. We’re happy to see that the recipient of his heart has finally joined the cause.” ++
Editor’s Note: This article was published on April Fool’s Day 2012. It is a work of satirical fiction. The author is an expert on the astrology of the Sept. 11 incident. Here is a prior nonfiction article, called History, Turning on a Phrase.
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13 Responses to BREAKING: Dick Cheney Has Change of Heart, Admits to 9/11


Anonymous said...

Would that it were so.

Anonymous said...


John MacHaffie said...



Anonymous said...

No need to shout, guys.
Yes, its an April Fools joke.
Calm down.

Anonymous said...

Probably more truth to this then we will ever know. The joke is and has been on the American sheeple for over a decade now.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know it was an April Fool's Joke.

Silly me to think they would only float around only one day in April.

All CAPS communication is considered shouting, even if it's unintentional.

I once did a business transaction with a lender who responded to my question about a rate to lock in, and the response was in ALL CAPS. I did not complete the transaction with that lender because of it.

It may be okay to emphasize with quotes or one or two words upper case, but not an entire dialogue.

I was fooled. I was searching for more info on his 'change of heart with his new heart.'

Anonymous said...

There's so much rumor and hear say already, I don't find this very funny. People visit this site hoping to hear great news like this and when they finally do, it's a hoax.

Anonymous said...

Yes John he is one of the most evil scum on the earth, even his heart can't stand to be inside of him any longer.

Anonymous said...

When you gonna realize that it is 95% plain truth!

Wake up!!!

Anonymous said...

Follow the love of money....oil, power, control, duh. And you actually think unlimited government is not capable of this? I Tim 6:10 KJV

Anonymous said...

Standing on the outside looking in, over my sixty years on this earth I have come to realize that the United States has to be the ALPHA Dog of the world or the world would not exist.
I wouldn't put it past the government to stir up any kind of plan to take someone over. The shame of it all, the hatred it has produced, and yet again the eyes of the world are on the United States.
My heart goes out to the Presidents today and the past, as they are only puppets or mouth pieces to an organization that will never be toppled. JF Kennedy a prime example of what can happen if the puppet goes awry.
Many acts of violence past and present are probably orchestrated from a select group within the government (CIA-FBI etc) we will never know and we will never change the agenda of these peoples.
Hoax or not it sure gets you thinking. Keep Safe

Scarlett Amber said...

John, Exactly correct post from 3:34PM. I've got him/her's age beat by 3 But,
Kennedy was our "last hope" for the avg man/woman! As rumored MY "family", said he was ready to release our money to us. As I've stated in other post, it's been 28 years. If our side just "chips away" w/the cabals foundation, here's looking at another 28 years.

I, do pray for this to be completed for all who inhabit our earth. I am addicted as most to hearing weekly news of "SOON'. John, I just really can not understand this EVIL, this is my "clay foot".