Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Report: Bin Laden Already Dead

So, where was Faux News, when BO claimed to "do it again"?

In the mornin' you go gunnin', for the man who stole your water
And you fire till he is done in, but they catch you at the border
And the mourners are all singin', as they drag you by your feet;
But the hangman isn't hangin', and they put you on the street.

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again...

When you know she's no high climber, then you find your only friend,
In a room with your two timer, and you're sure you're near the end.
Then you love a little wild one, and she brings you only sorrow.
All the time you know she's smilin'; you'll be on your knees tomorrow

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back, Jack, do it again...

Now you swear, and kick, and beg us, that you're not a gamblin' man;
Then you find you're back in Vegas, with a handle in your hand.
Your black cards can make you money, so you hide them when you're able;
In the land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table.

You go back, Jack, do it again, wheels turnin' 'round and 'round.
You go back, Jack, do it again... by Donald Fagan / Steely Dan

Report: Bin Laden Already Dead

Published December 26, 2001
Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.
"The Coalition troops are engaged in a mad search operation but they would never be able to fulfill their cherished goal of getting Usama alive or dead," the source said.
Bin Laden, according to the source, was suffering from a serious lung complication and succumbed to the disease in mid-December, in the vicinity of the Tora Bora mountains. The source claimed that bin Laden was laid to rest honorably in his last abode and his grave was made as per his Wahabi belief.
About 30 close associates of bin Laden in Al Qaeda, including his most trusted and personal bodyguards, his family members and some "Taliban friends," attended the funeral rites. A volley of bullets was also fired to pay final tribute to the "great leader."
The Taliban source who claims to have seen bin Laden's face before burial said "he looked pale ... but calm, relaxed and confident."

Asked whether bin Laden had any feelings of remorse before death, the source vehemently said "no." Instead, he said, bin Laden was proud that he succeeded in his mission of igniting awareness amongst Muslims about hegemonistic designs and conspiracies of "pagans" against Islam. Bin Laden, he said, held the view that the sacrifice of a few hundred people in Afghanistan was nothing, as those who laid their lives in creating an atmosphere of resistance will be adequately rewarded by Almighty Allah.

When asked where bin Laden was buried, the source said, "I am sure that like other places in Tora Bora, that particular place too must have vanished."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have been posting this for years. I remember the day after Christmas when the news came out December 26th 2001. I was playing with my kids when i heard the news. I remember like it was just yesterday. I also remember Bush wanted to roll out Bin Ladin for a ploy when he was preparing to run for his second term. Bush decided not to. Obummer sure ran with it though.. Did he think everyone forgot about December 26th 2001?